anyway heres wonderwall
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GUY
THIS MAN’S NAME IS TYCHO BRAHE, HE IS A FAMOUS ASTRONOMER.
WHEN HE WAS TWO YEARS OLD HIS UNCLE STOLE HIM FROM HIS PARENTS
HE LOST HIS NOSE IN A DUEL OVER A MATHEMATICAL EQUATION    “His fake nose was likely made of copper, although he probably also had gold and silver noses around for special occasions”
HE LIVED IN A CASTLE
HE HAD A MIDGET NAMED JEPP WHO SUPPOSEDLY POSSESSED PSYCHIC POWERS AND “spent most dinners under the table.”
HE HAD A PET ELK THAT DIED BY GETTING DRUNK AND FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS
THE OFFICIAL STORY OF HIS DEATH WAS THAT HE COULDN’T URINATE AND LATER DIED FROM THAT, BUT IT IS BELIEVED THAT HE DIED OF MERCURY POISONING BC THERE WERE TRACES FOUND IN HIS BEARD (SO POSSIBLY MURDER)
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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GUY


THIS MAN’S NAME IS TYCHO BRAHE, HE IS A FAMOUS ASTRONOMER.

WHEN HE WAS TWO YEARS OLD HIS UNCLE STOLE HIM FROM HIS PARENTS

HE LOST HIS NOSE IN A DUEL OVER A MATHEMATICAL EQUATION    “His fake nose was likely made of copper, although he probably also had gold and silver noses around for special occasions”

HE LIVED IN A CASTLE

HE HAD A MIDGET NAMED JEPP WHO SUPPOSEDLY POSSESSED PSYCHIC POWERS AND “spent most dinners under the table.”

HE HAD A PET ELK THAT DIED BY GETTING DRUNK AND FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS

THE OFFICIAL STORY OF HIS DEATH WAS THAT HE COULDN’T URINATE AND LATER DIED FROM THAT, BUT IT IS BELIEVED THAT HE DIED OF MERCURY POISONING BC THERE WERE TRACES FOUND IN HIS BEARD (SO POSSIBLY MURDER)

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    AND most important he did THIS:
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    Watching Cosmos — was getting rl into Carl’s turtlenecks but now I’m feeling the Tycho Brahe nose
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